The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Chase will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
73%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
Incantation
Chase, Chase, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.