The Inch-Short Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Chase is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
78%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Chase, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.