The Hamstring Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Chase gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
74%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Chase, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.