The Phantom Holding Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Chase's stadium. Only over Chase.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Chase is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Chase's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.