The Hamstring Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Chase finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Chase, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.