The Snap Count Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Chase's stadium. Only over Chase.
- The QB looks at Chase exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
85%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Chase, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.