The Hamstring Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Chase was due a breakout.
- Chase gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Chase scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.