The Shadow Coverage Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Chase is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
80%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Chase's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.