The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Chase on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
76%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Chase, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.