The Snap Count Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Chase scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Chase's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.