The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Chase runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
82%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Chase, Chase, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.