The Phantom Holding Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The broadcast shows Chase on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
85%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Chase, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.