The Hamstring Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Ref: "Number Chase, that's a flag." Chase: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Chase gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
75%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Chase scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.