The Shadow Coverage Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Chase gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Chase's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.