The Butter-Finger Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“The broadcast shows Chase on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Chase gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
87%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Chase's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.