The Phantom Flag Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Chase gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
73%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Chase, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.