The Shadow Coverage Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Chase runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
87%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Chase's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.