The Phantom Flag Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Chase will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
74%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Chase's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.