The Dropped Pass Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- The broadcast shows Chase on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Chase is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
82%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Chase's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.