The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Chase is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Chase's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.