The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Chase's stadium. Only over Chase.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Chase tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
90%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Chase scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.