The Late Scratch Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Chase will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
73%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Chase drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.