The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Chase is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
90%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Chase, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- Chase Brown
- Joe Burrow
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.