The Shadow Coverage Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Chase's stadium. Only over Chase.
- The broadcast shows Chase on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Chase's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.