The Butter-Finger Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Chase's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Chase was due a breakout.
83%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Chase drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.