The Dropped Pass Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Chase is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Chase's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.