The Mystery Tweak Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Cook III gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
83%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Cook III scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.