The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Cook III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Cook III's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.