The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Cook III gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
72%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Cook III's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.