The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Cook III gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
76%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Cook III's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.