The Garbage-Time Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Ref: "Number Cook III, that's a flag." Cook III: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Cook III will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
87%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Cook III's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.