The Checkdown Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff is already "Questionable" with that chest. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Goff leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
85%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Goff, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.