The Overthrow Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Goff is already "Questionable" with that chest. The witch only has to push gently.
79%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Goff's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.