The Hamstring Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Wiley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wiley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.