The Phantom Flag Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Wiley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Wiley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.