The Hamstring Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Wiley spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
90%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Wiley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.