The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Wiley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wiley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.