The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Wiley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Wiley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Wiley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.