The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Wiley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Wiley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.