The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A mysterious flag erases Wiley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
78%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wiley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.