The Chip-and-Release Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Wiley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wiley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.