The Invisible Route Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Wiley catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
90%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Wiley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.