The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Wiley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
78%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wiley, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.