The Late Scratch Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Wiley gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
75%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Wiley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.