The Late Scratch Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Wiley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Wiley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.