The Snap Count Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Wiley's stadium. Only over Wiley.
73%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wiley, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.