The Hamstring Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Ref: "Number Wiley, that's a flag." Wiley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
87%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Wiley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.