The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- The broadcast shows Wiley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Wiley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.