The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Wiley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
83%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wiley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.