The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Wiley runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
91%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Wiley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.